The Unspeakable turned out to be a blank white page with words in black ink (if you printed it out, which I recommend doing - it'll add to the ambiance!). It contained a litany of paeans in praise of the many wonderful qualities the blog's author possesses, or wishes to possess, that the said author wanted the world to know about. Sadly, some of the less flattering ones were leaking through the cracks in the wooden boards of the printing press (I told you so!), such as the fact that the blog author is writing in his second language, thus losing the articles and most probably slightly mispronouncing The Unspeakable.
Bo niewypowiedzialne było w języku, który dawno zapomniano.